Bunneh Gurl
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Posted - 2006.05.29 07:28:00 -
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Caldari: If you will not give us Caldari Prime, we shall take it by force!
Gallente GUARD: You don't frighten us, Caldari pig-dogs! Go and boil your bottom, sons of a silly person. I blow my nose at you, so-called Caldari Prime, you and all your silly Caldari pilots. Thpppppt! Thppt! Thppt!
Caldari 2: What a strange person.
Caldari : Now look here, my good man--
Gallente GUARD: I don't wanna talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper! I fart in your general direction! You mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!
Caldari 2: Is there someone else up there we could talk to?
Gallente GUARD: No, now go away or I shall taunt you a second time-a!
[sniff]
Caldari: Now, this is your last chance. I've been more than reasonable.
Gallente GUARD: (Fetchez la vache.)
OTHER Gallente GUARD: Quoi?
Gallente GUARD: (Fetchez la vache!)
[mooo]
Caldari: If you do not agree to my commands, then I shall--
[twong]
[mooooooo]
Jesus Christ!
Assorted Pilots: Christ!
[thud]
Ah! Ohh!
Caldari: Right! Charge!
Caldari Pilots: Charge!
[mayhem]
Gallente GUARD: Hey, this one is for your mother! There you go.
[mayhem]
Gallente GUARD: And this one's for your dad!
Caldari: Run away!
KNIGHTS: Run away!
Gallente GUARD: Thppppt!
Gallente GUARDS: [taunting]
Caldari 3: Fiends! I'll tear them apart!
Caldari: No, no. No, no.
Caldari 4: Sir! I have a plan, sir.
[later]
[wind]
[saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw saw]
[clunk]
[bang]
[rewr!]
[squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak]
[rrrr rrrr rrrr]
[drilllll]
[sawwwww]
[clunk]
[crash]
[clang]
[squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak...]
[creak]
FRENCH GUARDS: [whispering] C'est un Titan, Titan de bois. Quoi? Un cadeau. What? A present. Oh, un cadeau. Oui, oui. Hurry. What? Let's go. Oh. On y va. Bon magne. Over here...
[squeak squeak squeak squeak squeak...]
[clllank]
Caldari: What happens now?
Caldari 4: Well, now, uh, Caldari 2, 3, and I, uh, wait until nightfall, and then leap out of the Titan, taking the Gallente, uh, by surprise. Not only by surprise, but totally unarmed!
Caldari: Who leaps out?
Caldari 4: U-- u-- uh, Caldari 2, 3 and I. Uh, leap out of the Titan, uh, and uh...
Caldari: Ohh.
Caldari 4: Oh. Um, l-- look, i-- i-- if we built this large wooden Dreadnought--
[clank]
[twong]
Caldari: Run away!
Pilots: Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away! Run away!
Run away!
[CRASH]
Gallente GUARDS: Oh, haw haw haw haw! Haw! Haw haw heh...
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